In French, you don’t really say “I miss you.” You say “tu me manques,” which is closer to “you are missing from me.” I love that. “You are missing from me.” You are a part of me, you are essential to my being. You are like a limb, or an organ, or blood. I cannot function without you.
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| News in Britain: | Stamps have gone up 14 pence |
| News in Canada: | Moose on the loose downtown |
| News in America: | Cannibal eats man's face |
| Britain: | wat. |
| News in America: | Man throws intestines at police |
| Britain: | wat |
| News in America: | Man eats roommate's heart and brain |
| News in Canada: | Porn star murders lover and mails body parts to government headquarters. |
| Britain: | Shit Canada. |
| America: | You fucked up. |
Paris in the morning :D <3
A 3 month pregnant woman falls into a deep coma. 6 months later, she awakes and asks the doctor about her baby.
| Doctor: | You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you. |
| Woman: | Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl? |
| Doctor: | Denise. |
| Woman: | Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy? |
| Doctor: | Denephew. |
I hate how I only have a limited time to talk and it takes you twenty minutes to respond…I mean when I was in America you responded within minutes. I don’t like this feeling.
I’m in London…! <3
Follow HIM he is looking for a tumblr girlfriend and boyfriend
He wants to be nice to them and make them famous
He is choosing out of only new followers
& everyone that follows HER
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Follow HIM he is looking for a tumblr girlfriend and boyfriend
He wants to be nice to them and make them famous
He is choosing out of only new followers
Bahaha oh yeah that’s so much better
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